May 2013
Topless Women in Public Not Breaking the Law, Says... →
pogonabarbata:
The NYPD has reminded its officers that women are constitutionally allowed to be bare breasted in public.
Sweet.
theguyunderyou:
imawanchor:
dylanofryin:
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
One Infection
“Imagination is intelligence with an erection.”
– Victor Hugo (via kitty-en-classe)
hiddlestalker:
swanepeols:
coldcoffeh:
when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds
shine bright like a white kid
thelightwoodinstitute:
have you ever discovered a book so good that you’re convinced nobody’s life will be complete until they read it but you also don’t want anyone else to discover it because it’s yours
Super High School Level Postman: (Not so) useful... →
knownorwegian:
Denne osten er full av mugg - this cheese is full of mold Isbjørnen er en uttrydningstruet dyreart - the polar bear is an endangered species Rumpa mi brenner - my butt is on fire La oss plyndre England - let’s plunder England Svigermor er kannibal - my mother in law…
kordova:
suddenly overhearing people talking about a thing you like
4 tags
inseptica:
shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all
mikelo:
peppermintdegenerate:
I hate when people make fun of people who work at McDonalds/Subway/wherever, shut the fuck up, they’ve got a job, they’re doing honest work for honest pay, do you know how hard it is to get a job nowadays, leave them the fuck alone
Always be nice to the person behind the counter, no matter where they work.
friendlycloud:
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol...
theshelbylife:
incestuous-lesbianponies:
laurarw:
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT
childishnotions:
writing is safer, somehow because my pen cannot stutter like my lips do, and words get stuck in throats, not fingertips, can’t stumble on paper trails of blue lines because writing is definite and clear and no one can tell if i am crying or laughing through written words alone
tennants-companion:
so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
