Goshawk flying through small spaces
More like, “Goshawk proves once again that goshawks are AWESOME POSSUM.”
Too cool.
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so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
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will smith everybody
Happy Potter, the boy who laughed
Happy Potter and the Smiling Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Smiles
Happy Potter and the Comedian of Azkaban
Happy Potter and the Goblet of Giggles
Happy Potter and the Order of Puppies
Happy Potter and the Happy Bubbly Prince
Harry Potter and the Lively Hallows.
Join Happy Potter,
Hermione Giggler, and
Ron Wheezing,
in a hilarious adventure to make the Dark Lord laugh.Lord Loldemort is depressed and angry because he isn’t like Happy Potter or Albust Out Laughing Dumbledore. He is joined by a band of equally depressed Laugh Eaters, like Belowtricks LeStrange, and Losinit Malfoy.
Happy must go through many jokes and playful riddles, facing Severe Huss Snape, finding Loldemort’s mysterious Whorecruxes… Which are the only thing that can make him laugh.
Happy is joined by his ragtag team of ex-clowns, Siriusly Black, Remus Laughing, Tinks, The Wheezings, Mad-Eye Not-Moody, Kingsley Cacklebolt, and many others. Together they can save the Wizarding world from sure peril.
The funny thing is…this description is so great I actually want to read this!! XD
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Dear anyone responsible for a work of fantasy fiction,
This is how you warrior.UGH. YES. LADIES IN PROPER ARMOR.
Two of those are by Marian Churchland, who is THE BEST
I WILL NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR MY LOVE OF FULL ARMOR.
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short eagle that has to be the worst fucking name i have never heard
Fiery sun tho
Bloody eagle I’m metal as shit
novice blood
fucking hardcore
sharp dagger
wow incredible
hidden eagle
yeeaaAAAA
NIGHT NIGHT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Night Turkey
FUCKRising Sun
sounds nicefallen secret
fuck
novice saber
thats pretty cool
Hidden Secret
Awww yes
Bald Tomahawk
That’s so lame I’m nowhere near bald I want a redoShort eagle :D…..
Sun Secret, hehe
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Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
